Taking a break from studying to be stupid and make things completely up:(Some adapted from hilarious comments on the Seattle Times article about a WA outbreak)
1. You become OCD: must wash hands, must wash hands, must wash hands
2. You have an unspeakable urge to roll around in the mud to "cool down"
3. A little sneeze or a polite cough causes a minor evacuation around your perimeter
4. Suddenly, you have no desire for bacon, pork, ham ... even bacon salt. I mean, that's carnivorous right?
5. If you have symptoms and board an airplane, does that mean swine can fly?
6. Pink is now your favorite color
7. You decide to change your name to Wilbur or Piglet.
8. AND your bff's are a spider named Charlotte/a bear who has a dangerous attachment to honey.
I'm trying to make light of the situation. Pandemics and wild global panic are not my cuppa tea. =(
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